(new·cum·er) noun
1. A new person to an AA meeting.
2. Vulnerable person who is new to a group.
3. Someone preyed upon by old timers.
4. Easy target for thieves, rapists and murderers.
1. Jane was a newcomer at the nightly AA meeting, and was quickly hit on by Bill W.
2. Being a newcomer to Alcoholics Anonymous, Jane choose a door knob as a higher power and Bill W. as her sponsor.
by JR Harris March 31, 2011
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Someone who is too gay to admit their true feelings for another gay person. Eats out the butt daily. Cockshining, buttpirate, gaypride fuckbudy, fudgepacker, cumguzzling, spermfountain, cumdumpster.
"Did you hear about that guy who got soft during sex?"
"Yeah, he must be a Newcomer"
by Torland1993 March 18, 2010
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Did you hear Jon finally did the deed with his girlfriend?

Yeah the guy's finally a newcomer.
by MikeT June 3, 2013
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Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.
Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.
by devestment October 11, 2009
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A professional, independent wrestler out of the Philly area, 18 years young and as is the all proclaimed Prophet of Pro Wrestling. His finishing maneuver the "Ginger Snap" pays homage to his Auburn locks.
Jon Newcomer is going to make his opponent tap to the snap
by Ahhhhh to the Naaaaa January 14, 2011
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