New Jeresy Turnpike 

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.

Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

New Jeresy Turnpike by subwayeatfresh09 December 5, 2009

The New Jersey Turnpike 

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

The New Jersey Turnpike by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

New Jersey Turnpike 

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

New Jersey Turnpike by Mark Zawodny January 7, 2004

New Jersey Turnpike 

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.

I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.

New Jersey Turnpike by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003

new jersey turnpike special 

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.

I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.

new jersey turnpike special by BTB33 September 16, 2016

New Jersey Turnpike 

A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.

New Jersey Turnpike, huh? What exit? Bwah hah hah hah gets shot in the face

New Jersey Turnpike by magnalbatross October 17, 2006

New jersey turnpike 

It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.

I got her drunk last night and totally took her to the New Jersey Turnpike, if you catch my drift!

New jersey turnpike by mrssnuts March 27, 2011