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net·ca·tion, n.

1. A period of time devoted to pleasure, rest, or relaxation away from the internet. Similar to vacation but from the daily internet life.

2. A fixed period of holidays from the internet, especially one away from major message boards, forums, chat programs, internet message relay systems and chain letters.

3. A technological stress free holiday.
"I reached my breaking point, ted. There were 12 msn conversations open, 178 chain letters unread in my inbox and the forums were being flooded with new responses to my posts by the minute, I simply needed a netcation."
Netcation by Evans Adrian August 9, 2006

Neobation 

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.
Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.
Neobation by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009

naviation 

A cross between navigation and aviation. Never to be used again...
Your father is yje slowest driver in the history of naviation!
naviation by Patrick D November 19, 2002

nonation 

When you just can't work out what they are.
Girl 1 - I love Sean Paul, he's so sexy. Black guys really do it for me.

Girl 2 - Don't be stupid, he's asian. That's why I'm so attracted to him.

Girl 3 - You two have lost it, obviously he's white, black, cuban and asian. That's why all three of us are doing the triple tuppence tickle.

Boy - Clearly he's a nonation, however please continue.
nonation by Rudy Van Longhorn January 17, 2008

Napnation 

Typically a boyfriend stealer,likes her job and money and is always at work early, also friends with rednation.
Oh you see that girl of there, she is definitely a napnation.
Napnation by IDCNEITHERDOYOU April 9, 2022

novation 

A recent buzzword in use by project managers to describe work in a fluffy, handwavy way.
Any action items in this workshop will be used to cover off the novation activities of our recent aquisition.
novation by incubus_maximus November 26, 2007