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Neobation 

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.
Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.
Neobation by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009
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hungarian notation 

In programming, a coding standard where all variables are tagged so you can tell their datatype by looking at the name. Microsoft likes hungarian notation, I do not. It is useful when naming GUI objects though.
nonhungarian notation:
int number;
string name;
double value;
-------------------------
hungarian notation
int nNumber;
string strName;
double dValue;
hungarian notation by Dahhak October 13, 2004

nolationship 

when two people (regardless of sexuality) act so much like they are in a relationship with each other that they really kind of are, but they reassure everyone that they are not a dating couple.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are in a nolationship, because they act exactly like they're a couple but they tell everyone they are not dating each other.
nolationship by BitchItsCalculus January 7, 2011

hungarian notation 

Refers to the programming habit of naming variables so that the variable's intended use is clear from it's name.

The original hungarian notation was first described and used by Charles Simonyi, a hungarian programmer who worked for Microsoft.
Using hungarian notation, a variable called a_crszkvc30LastNameCol would imply a constant reference function argument, holding the contents of a database column of type VARCHAR(30) called LastName that was part of the table's primary key
hungarian notation by Praetexta September 3, 2007

noobatron 

A person whose skills either resemble that of a retarded robot or a person who acts like one. The origin of the "atron" suffix stems from the series transformers and/or beast wars.
Example 1
Guy1 : This guy can't micro his troops at all!
Guy2 : Yeah, he's a noobatron.

Example 2
Person : You should of seen him play guitar hero! He looked like such a noobatron!
noobatron by Evinkuraga August 7, 2007
net·ca·tion, n.

1. A period of time devoted to pleasure, rest, or relaxation away from the internet. Similar to vacation but from the daily internet life.

2. A fixed period of holidays from the internet, especially one away from major message boards, forums, chat programs, internet message relay systems and chain letters.

3. A technological stress free holiday.
"I reached my breaking point, ted. There were 12 msn conversations open, 178 chain letters unread in my inbox and the forums were being flooded with new responses to my posts by the minute, I simply needed a netcation."
Netcation by Evans Adrian August 9, 2006

Necrobation 

An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.

Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.
Necrobation by Lord Grimcock August 15, 2007
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