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Neatos Cheetos
When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021
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Neito Monoma
Neito Monoma is the definition of pure beauty and is a very misunderstood character. He needs to be seen more than just hating class 1A, I feel like he just wants his class to be recognized because class 1B really does have stronger students than class 1A, but Monoma is just pure beauty and needs to be understood more often. :)<3
“Wow have you heard of Neito Monoma?”
“Yes I have! He’s the absolute definition of pure beauty and needs more love”
“I agree!”
“Yes I have! He’s the absolute definition of pure beauty and needs more love”
“I agree!”
Neito Monoma by aqxticx June 14, 2021
Netopolis
The central hub of technology and innovation, a place where progress is postmodern; websurfers seek sagacious words from the Oracle that dwells there.
Whilst travelling abroad in a lonesome carriage upon the dusted roads of a forsaken existence, Martin pondered the meaning of life and spoke thus, "To Netopolis I travel this eve on the ancient infobahn."
Netopolis by waldosziak March 7, 2012
Neito Monoma
The hype man of class 1B. He’s the definition of perfection. He’s misunderstood and very very good looking.
Person 1: Hey do you know that dude from class b in my hero academia?
Person 2: Oh you mean Neito Monoma. Yup he’s the best!
Person 2: Oh you mean Neito Monoma. Yup he’s the best!
Neito Monoma by neiitomonoma June 14, 2021
Netorare
A term used for a story theme that focuses on a particular type of cheating/unfaithfulness in a relationship in an adult-oriented real-life video, manga, or anime. The person that cheats is initially forced against their will (either physically, by being blackmailed, or by the influence of an ingested or injected mind-altering substance) by the instigator(s)/perpetrator(s) to participate in a sexual encounter but then is mind-bended to enjoy and/or accept the experience. Also, the cheater often is not fond of the instigator(s) before the encounter and may state that they love their significant other at any time in the story, but ends up deciding to continue the affair with the instigator(s) afterwards. The victim (the person being cheating on) is usually unaware of the betrayal by the cheater, and the instigator(s) if the victim knows him, her, or them. The story often hints that the victim may never know/find out about the continued affair. This theme is intended for shock value and will end up angering some readers, but others will find it arousing.
"A netorare story might turn out to be hot fiction, but all of them are a rapist's wet dream in real life."
Netorare by Coolone784 November 20, 2020
Neuro
Neuro is a shortened form of the term neurodivergent. It in a pejorative used in a similar fashion to retard.
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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