The act of accidently rubbing your johnson on someone else, making it obvious that you did it on purpose; still denying it and saying it was unintentional.
by Neezle October 18, 2008
being in the state of drunkenness
my mates were completely neezled when we came out of the pub. unfortunately i was the designated driver.
by sdk (scotty dont no) January 19, 2008