An article of clothing originating from the
era of thoracic dignity. Comprised of a finely pruned turtleneck vaguely resembling a miniature poncho, the dickey
served no purpose other than to warm the neck and cover the cleavage produced by a significant bust. Often referred to as a 'turtleneck illusion', the dickey continues to become an increasingly obsolete garment as the age of the
breast falls upon us all.