Necrotech
Necrotech by coolmomentum February 13, 2022
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Necrotextia
1. The act of texting the dead, usually unconsciously, usually occurs during the first ten hours of postmortem
2. The act of being texted by a dead person's phone
2. The act of being texted by a dead person's phone
1. Necrotextia (Direct)
JACK: Did you hear, Stan died!
TYLER: I just texted him an hour ago! We were gonna go do some gay stuff together!
JACK: Dude you just necrotexted him!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww...
2. Necrotextia (Reflexive)
TYLER: Dude you're not gonna believe this, Stan just texted me back!
JACK: Oh my god, you just got necrotexted!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww!
MICKEY (w/ Stan's phone in hand): Muahaha!
JACK: Did you hear, Stan died!
TYLER: I just texted him an hour ago! We were gonna go do some gay stuff together!
JACK: Dude you just necrotexted him!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww...
2. Necrotextia (Reflexive)
TYLER: Dude you're not gonna believe this, Stan just texted me back!
JACK: Oh my god, you just got necrotexted!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww!
MICKEY (w/ Stan's phone in hand): Muahaha!
Necrotextia by Kenny said "Whaaat?" December 9, 2008
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Necrofecalbestiality
A bizarre and dangerous fetish that requires an abundance of excrement, both human and animal, that the living human smears all over the dead animal. Any animal will do, but only if its been dead long enough for the decay to be both nasally offensive and of course maggoty in texture. The human male (it's almost always a he - except in the much rarer lesbonecrofecalbestiality) then proceeds to violate the animal corpse, in the ungodly act of sodomy, until the rotting flesh and interspecies shit forms a sort of paste, which the man then spreads on a cracker and tries to trick people into eating, even going so far as to fabricate a completely made up word for the putrescence: pate.
party goer 1: "Hey, I'm not so sure about this party. The host looks like he's been rolling in dead shit, and he's been touching all the food. I think I just lost my appetite."
party goer 2: "Don't be ignorant! He's a gourmet! Look, have you tried this pate? Its to die for!"
thoughts of the guy who does necrofecalbestiality: "Hehehehehe, my sexual arousal has so peaked! this is much better than collecting pink socks"
party goer 2: "Don't be ignorant! He's a gourmet! Look, have you tried this pate? Its to die for!"
thoughts of the guy who does necrofecalbestiality: "Hehehehehe, my sexual arousal has so peaked! this is much better than collecting pink socks"
Necrofecalbestiality by Alpha&Omega September 22, 2005
Necroticism
1991 album by a legendary English death metal band Carcass. Arguably, their best.
Full album title is "Necroticism — Descanting the Insalubrious", but most don't dare trying to pronounce that, let alone memorize it.
"Descanting" means "talking about something in detail and for a long time", while "insalubrious" is a synonym for "rotten", "sickly" or "putrid".
Full album title is "Necroticism — Descanting the Insalubrious", but most don't dare trying to pronounce that, let alone memorize it.
"Descanting" means "talking about something in detail and for a long time", while "insalubrious" is a synonym for "rotten", "sickly" or "putrid".
Newbie: — Hey, I wanna get into death metal a bit, any classics you'd recommend?
Metalhead: — Can't go wrong with Necroticism by Carcass!
Metalhead: — Can't go wrong with Necroticism by Carcass!
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Necrotic Cadaver
Anal Horse, Burning Horse, The fucking tool, Born in Shit, intestinal crucification, rotten brains, ghost scrotum of the death necrotic cadaver
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necrofelch
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Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac
A person that has an abnormal attraction to having sex with dead baby animals of the same sex, while shitting on them and lighting them on fire.
Bob: Do you see that man over there?
John: Yes, what of him?
Bob: I heard he was a Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac
John: Yes, what of him?
Bob: I heard he was a Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac
Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac by Jarrod Comstock March 4, 2009
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