Necrochatamancy 

Necrochatamancy is the act or practice of reviving a dead chat that you had completely forgotten about. It is brought about either through making everyone aware that you have not spoken for months or by sending a rather dank meme and ignoring the fact that no one even wants the chat to exist. Necrochatamany was an activity turned competition sometime in March 2020. Although the origins are not completely known, we can assume someone texted in a dead chat, thereby reviving it. Necrochatamancy is practiced to this day, and chances are that every month or so you'll see someone pull it off and bring an old group of people back together for the sake of curiosity, or to achieve the state of "not bored." You know you have achieved a successful necrochatamancy when your phone will not shut up and you realize what a mistake you made.

Example 1
Person 1: "This chat has risen from the grave to terrify my notifications."
Person 2: "Aha! A successful necrochatamancy."

Example 2
Person 1: "I feel very alone right now and I just found this old group chat... might as well revive it for some form of entertainment. Don't you just love necrochatamancy."

Example 3
Person 1: "I have a new favorite sport! It's called necrochatamancy."
Person 2: "Dude... what the fuck is that?"
Person 1: "'Tis the art of reviving dead group chats for maximum terror."
Person 2: "Uhh, that's not a sport Kevin."
Person 1: "Clearly you've never done it before. Reviving chats is a deadly sport"

Necrochatamancy by sadibird November 18, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012