Necrochub

Rigor mortis of the penis after death.

Dude, we went to my grandfather's funeral and he was sporting some necrochub!

by Broseph K April 28, 2010

Necrophobia

Necrophobia is the irrational fear of corpses, not just those of people but animals as well. Also included in this fear are the people, objects and ceremonies associated with death such as undertakers, morticians, coffins, tombstones, cemeteries and funerals. In a another way necrophobia could also be used to mean a fear of the dead by a cultural group, that their spirits will return to haunt the living, causing them harm in some way.

In some cultures necrophobia would be totally alien as the dead are welcome among the living.

by AKACroatalin June 12, 2015

Necrophobic

Used to describe one who is deathly afraid of death, dead bodies (animated or otherwise), and/or other objects relating to death ie: coffins, tombstones, scythes, etc.

Goth dude: Holy sh#t its a corpse!
Necrophobic dude: Aaaaah! I'm necrophobic! *dies*
Goth dude: Holy sh#t its TWO corpses!

by Zadred Darkflame August 2, 2006

necrophobia

the fear of death or dead things.

I have necrophobia, and the day I die will be the worst day of my life.

Fearing dead birds or dead bodies

by musiclover4sho August 29, 2007

Necrochatamancy

Necrochatamancy is the act or practice of reviving a dead chat that you had completely forgotten about. It is brought about either through making everyone aware that you have not spoken for months or by sending a rather dank meme and ignoring the fact that no one even wants the chat to exist. Necrochatamany was an activity turned competition sometime in March 2020. Although the origins are not completely known, we can assume someone texted in a dead chat, thereby reviving it. Necrochatamancy is practiced to this day, and chances are that every month or so you'll see someone pull it off and bring an old group of people back together for the sake of curiosity, or to achieve the state of "not bored." You know you have achieved a successful necrochatamancy when your phone will not shut up and you realize what a mistake you made.

Example 1
Person 1: "This chat has risen from the grave to terrify my notifications."
Person 2: "Aha! A successful necrochatamancy."

Example 2
Person 1: "I feel very alone right now and I just found this old group chat... might as well revive it for some form of entertainment. Don't you just love necrochatamancy."

Example 3
Person 1: "I have a new favorite sport! It's called necrochatamancy."
Person 2: "Dude... what the fuck is that?"
Person 1: "'Tis the art of reviving dead group chats for maximum terror."
Person 2: "Uhh, that's not a sport Kevin."
Person 1: "Clearly you've never done it before. Reviving chats is a deadly sport"

by sadibird November 18, 2020

Necrophobic

An awesome Slayer song

Necrophobic is one of my favorite songs on the Reign in Blood CD

by Hdo0d0gdk6i9n!s November 11, 2004

Necrophobia

Of which one has an abnormal fear of dying; A persistent fear of dying or the process of dying.

"Man, you have necrophobia if you cant stay home alone."

by tswizzle1279 June 3, 2015