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Necrotextia 

1. The act of texting the dead, usually unconsciously, usually occurs during the first ten hours of postmortem

2. The act of being texted by a dead person's phone
1. Necrotextia (Direct)
JACK: Did you hear, Stan died!
TYLER: I just texted him an hour ago! We were gonna go do some gay stuff together!
JACK: Dude you just necrotexted him!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww...

2. Necrotextia (Reflexive)
TYLER: Dude you're not gonna believe this, Stan just texted me back!
JACK: Oh my god, you just got necrotexted!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww!
MICKEY (w/ Stan's phone in hand): Muahaha!
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necrobestiality 

mental problem that causes old men to bang a dead animal, such as a horse, cow, or walrus (poodles have especially tender meat, so dont do it too hard: also, make sure you hit the right hole)also see mung
I went out to the stable and saw my dad giving Bessie deep anal penetration. Then I joined in that mad hot necrobestiality.

Multicontinental Necrobestiality 

The charge of crossing a national border to committed sexual acts against a deceased animal.
Sir you have multiple charges of Multicontinental Necrobestiality against you

Necrobestialfinching

When you have sexual relations with a dead animal, then suck all of your bodily fluids out of said animal, and anything else that comes along with it.
Necrobestialfinching.
see finching and necrobestiality

necrotextophile 

A person who responds to or revives old or otherwise dead chat rooms.
This asshole responded to a message I sent two years ago, what a necrotextophile.

Necrobestiality 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with the corpse of an animal. In not as many words, sticking your dick in a dead animal.
Not many people will like you, but that's just beating off on a dead horse. Necrobestiality is pretty fucked up.
Necrobestiality by Greenbro January 18, 2017

necrobestiality 

sexual intercourse with dead animals. In civilized society, it is worse than bestiality.
Those who practise necrobestiality are disgusting to society.
necrobestiality by uttam maharjan November 17, 2010