Neckbeer 

The act of balancing a beer on top of your neck.

Damn, this guy had the coolest neckbeer I've seen in days!

Neckbeer by Disniceguy August 29, 2016

Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.

If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.

Basement Dwelling Neckbeard by Poopqueef February 17, 2010

Neckbeard 

The word neckbeard, deriving from the conjoining of the words “neck” and “beard,” is a descriptor for a type of man characterized by an inflated sense of self worth and a powerful sense of entitlement, particularly to affection, subservience and sexual acts from women. The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair is unkempt and extends down their neck. At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self examination and improvement. Neckbeards also typically have an interest in anime, hentai and waifuism, due to their stereotypical perception of Japanese women as being meek and subservient to men, and thus their idealized, non-threatening sexual partner. Fedoras are also popular among neckbeards due to their seeing themselves as sophisticated, respectable gentlemen, as opposed to the “Chads” or “assholes” they believe women normally are attracted to. Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.

“Females like you only go for jocks and assholes, you never want to give nice guys like me a chance. You missed out on a gentleman, slut.”

“God, what a neckbeard. I can still smell him from here.”

Neckbeard by ProfCDryDrunk October 24, 2020

Neckbeardistan 

The home nation of the Neckbeard people (i.e. Neckbeards, "Neckbeardis", Neck Beards).

Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.

Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.

Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).

The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.

Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.

On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.

"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"

Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.

If we closed the border to Neckbeardistan, we would never know how to reboot teh Interwebz!

Neckbeardistan by ggr July 15, 2013

neckbeard 

Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.

Stop being such a neckbeard.

neckbeard by maladiciones August 3, 2010

Neckbear 

Neckbears are naturally docile creatures that remain calm until provoked.

Living solely off of cheese pizza and dynamite, the neckbear lies dormant throughout the day. As dusk approaches, the neckbear pairs with it's companion, wreaking havoc upon all that dare step in their way, mainly due to an undefined man-bulge that penetrates the rear of the victim.

With Companion:
"Team Neckbear really cleaned house tonight."

Without Companion:
"The Neckbear raped."

Neckbear by Cooter Friggins September 20, 2012

Neckbeard 

Any human who regularly wears:
A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry

Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affection

Will refer to others as sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal honorifics

Frequently use the word "shall"

Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"

Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.

Janet:
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony collection lead me to believe he may be a neckbeard.

Should I be concerned?

Brad: Oh, not really. He's harmless, but he might cry and make you feel guilty when you won't touch him.

Neckbeard by spaceboy33 May 29, 2016