by Disniceguy August 29, 2016
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by Poopqueef February 17, 2010
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The word neckbeard, deriving from the conjoining of the words “neck” and “beard,” is a descriptor for a type of man characterized by an inflated sense of self worth and a powerful sense of entitlement, particularly to affection, subservience and sexual acts from women. The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair is unkempt and extends down their neck. At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self examination and improvement. Neckbeards also typically have an interest in anime, hentai and waifuism, due to their stereotypical perception of Japanese women as being meek and subservient to men, and thus their idealized, non-threatening sexual partner. Fedoras are also popular among neckbeards due to their seeing themselves as sophisticated, respectable gentlemen, as opposed to the “Chads” or “assholes” they believe women normally are attracted to. Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.
“Females like you only go for jocks and assholes, you never want to give nice guys like me a chance. You missed out on a gentleman, slut.”
“God, what a neckbeard. I can still smell him from here.”
“God, what a neckbeard. I can still smell him from here.”
by ProfCDryDrunk October 24, 2020
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Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.
Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.
Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).
The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.
Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.
On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.
"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"
Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.
Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.
Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.
Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).
The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.
Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.
On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.
"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"
Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.
by ggr July 15, 2013
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by maladiciones August 3, 2010
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Living solely off of cheese pizza and dynamite, the neckbear lies dormant throughout the day. As dusk approaches, the neckbear pairs with it's companion, wreaking havoc upon all that dare step in their way, mainly due to an undefined man-bulge that penetrates the rear of the victim.
Living solely off of cheese pizza and dynamite, the neckbear lies dormant throughout the day. As dusk approaches, the neckbear pairs with it's companion, wreaking havoc upon all that dare step in their way, mainly due to an undefined man-bulge that penetrates the rear of the victim.
With Companion:
"Team Neckbear really cleaned house tonight."
Without Companion:
"The Neckbear raped."
"Team Neckbear really cleaned house tonight."
Without Companion:
"The Neckbear raped."
by Cooter Friggins September 20, 2012
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A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry
Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affection
Will refer to others as sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal honorifics
Frequently use the word "shall"
Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"
Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.
A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry
Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affection
Will refer to others as sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal honorifics
Frequently use the word "shall"
Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"
Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.
Janet:
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony collection lead me to believe he may be a neckbeard.
Should I be concerned?
Brad: Oh, not really. He's harmless, but he might cry and make you feel guilty when you won't touch him.
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony collection lead me to believe he may be a neckbeard.
Should I be concerned?
Brad: Oh, not really. He's harmless, but he might cry and make you feel guilty when you won't touch him.
by spaceboy33 May 29, 2016
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