Neandy 

Used to describe a person or behavior that is primitive, unrefined, or lacking modern reasoning — like a Neanderthal, but in a modern context. Someone who stubbornly rejects logic, progress, or basic decency.

He still thinks climate change is a hoax. Total Neandy.

Refusing to read the manual and guessing? That’s so Neandy.

She yelled at the self-checkout machine. Neandy alert!

Neandy by LINGAYEN SUPERMAN June 26, 2025

Neandergammon

pro-Brexit politicians who continue to believe Brexit is still a good thing for the United Kingdom and will argue against any sort of scrutiny based on facts and reality until pink in the face like an inbred pig.

See the news at 10 last night? There was this fucking Neandergammon prick on the telly making all sorts of wild claims about how its past March 29th and we are still in the EU. Maybe he's one of these tax fiddler cunts and wants out at any cost before the EU come chapping his door about his offshore bank account.

Neandergammon by Joe Smiff April 10, 2019

Neanderthesbian 

She who is a striking combination of a Neanderthal and a Thesbian (a woman that is so ugly and masculine that she has to resort to lesbianism for sex).

"Yo Jethro, that bitch looks like a Neanderthesbian."

"For sure. That is one disgusting human"

Neanderthesbian by The Lin August 27, 2009

neanderthug 

A portmanteau of Neanderthal and thug. Ironic because the 'th' in both words should pronounced more like 'neander-tall' and 'tug' based on the German and Hindi etymologies. Often used to describe White people because only people with 100% Sub-Saharan African origins lack neanderthal DNA.

"Wow, Chad is such a neanderthug!"

"I know, he behaves like an animal!"

neanderthug by neanderthugexpert July 18, 2017

Neanderthug 

“A bigoted wilfully ignorant abusive aggressive stubborn misogynistic oversexed hyper-masculine probably criminal White Man.”

Many white men claim they're the master race but they're really just neanderthugs at heart.

Neanderthug by Odin44 November 17, 2018

neandertits 

Large primordial breasts, often found on ugly fat women.

Guy 1: so how was cindy last night?
Guy 2: dude, total neandertits.

neandertits by superconar April 7, 2008

Neandering 

The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.

Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.

Neandering by Philly Hockey Player June 19, 2014