Neanderson

A person with the surname Anderson who had neanderthal like physical attributes, such as a harry back.

That monkey boy matt that works at Kinko's sure is a Neanderson

by Daryl Lick November 7, 2010

Neanderson

Moreno, alto, bonito, sensual, talvez seja a solução dos seus problemas!

Caramba! Hoje eu vou achar um Neanderson na night!

by 5N May 14, 2020

Neandering

The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.

Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.

by Philly Hockey Player June 19, 2014

neandertool

Similar to any typically frat-going douche or tool, but with a caveman-like heavy brow and constantly confused expression.

Look at that stupid-looking guy with the popped collar. What a Neandertool!

by Hobo Erectus March 1, 2010

Neanderman

(n) A human that does not look evolved and has a more primitive, ape-looking face as if they were part Neanderthal. Usually caused by chain smoking for an extended amount of years.

"Becky, a Neanderman, was captured today by scientists mistaking her for the missing link."

by Johnathan Thunder October 24, 2009

Neanderdoodle.

When one attempts to achieve a goal, but reaches the polar opposite outcome.

All below are prime examples of a neanderdoodle.

Obama's first term of presidency.

The war on drugs.

The 19th Ammendment.

The failed assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan

Abstinence programs.

Ryan Leaf.

by Puking Llama November 30, 2011

neanderstache

A heinous and unkempt mustache of any length that looks like it belongs to a troglodyte.

"My dad is really letting himself go; He's filthy, eating junk food, and even growing a neanderstache."

by _chickenscratch_ April 13, 2019