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Neanderson 

Moreno, alto, bonito, sensual, talvez seja a solução dos seus problemas!
Caramba! Hoje eu vou achar um Neanderson na night!
Neanderson by 5N May 14, 2020

Neandering 

The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.
Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.

neandertool 

Similar to any typically frat-going douche or tool, but with a caveman-like heavy brow and constantly confused expression.
Look at that stupid-looking guy with the popped collar. What a Neandertool!
neandertool by Hobo Erectus March 1, 2010

Neanderman

(n) A human that does not look evolved and has a more primitive, ape-looking face as if they were part Neanderthal. Usually caused by chain smoking for an extended amount of years.
"Becky, a Neanderman, was captured today by scientists mistaking her for the missing link."
Neanderman by Johnathan Thunder October 24, 2009

Neanderdoodle.

When one attempts to achieve a goal, but reaches the polar opposite outcome.
All below are prime examples of a neanderdoodle.

Obama's first term of presidency.

The war on drugs.

The 19th Ammendment.

The failed assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan

Abstinence programs.

Ryan Leaf.
Neanderdoodle. by Puking Llama November 30, 2011

neanderstache

A heinous and unkempt mustache of any length that looks like it belongs to a troglodyte.
"My dad is really letting himself go; He's filthy, eating junk food, and even growing a neanderstache."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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