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naperville 

The only city in the entire world where cops outnumber the teenagers.
"Naperville has 5.3 cops per teenager"
naperville by Cullum December 28, 2005

nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
nappers rage by Lil gummy July 27, 2017

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
Nice girl with lovely smile and kind eyes that everyone can trust her and spend a long time with her
Oh look nayereh is coming lets have fun
nayereh by Picture of love January 27, 2018

power napper 

A person who can fall asleep/take a nap at anytime of the day, at any place in the world, in any situation and then wake up like a Phoenix reborn from the ashes.
Tom: Wow how can you fall asleep that fast? We were chatting fine and the minute I looked away, you started snoring.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.
power napper by April_S September 5, 2016

Sweaty Napper 

After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.
Nay, I'm good - I took a sweaty napper earlier, so I am ready to go out and dance some more.
Sweaty Napper by swude September 19, 2009