narwhaling

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.

"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."

by ajpiano August 25, 2013

Narwhaling

Hitting someone so hard that there spine comes out of there back and it looks like a narwhal tusk

Dude did you see that narwhal? Narwhaling is so brutal.

by Jackweggseh March 3, 2019

Narwhalogy

1) The Study of Narwhals

2) Also used to describe someone that nobody likes

3) A stupid bitch

1) When I go to college I want to learn about Narwhalogy

2) Somebody get that faggot Narwhalogy out of my house.

3) Get that bitch nigga fagot ass staff member Narwhalogy off of Krynn.

by ICBMs2020 January 15, 2018

narwhalling

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.

Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy

by Donaldbain February 17, 2010

Narwhalicorn

Noun
A Narwhal that has banged a unicorn and gave birth to to a hybrid called Narwhalicorn.

Dude? Did you check out that rad new Narwhalicorn porno website I emailed to you?

by Ya buoy December 20, 2013

Narwhalling

When you get a dildo, use an adhesive to attach to forehead, and proceed to shove dildo up hole of choice. While swimming.

I heard that Max and Tyrone are gonna go narwhalling. We should try it sometime.

by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017

narwhalian

a word used when describing an equally mythical thing.

root word: narwhal - mythical horned sea-creatures that presumably live in an equally mythical country called Canádia. Or Atlantis.

Big Foot? That's just narwhalian.

by padfoot24 December 2, 2009