narwhalling 

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.

Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

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narwhalling by Donaldbain February 17, 2010

Narwhalling 

When you get a dildo, use an adhesive to attach to forehead, and proceed to shove dildo up hole of choice. While swimming.

I heard that Max and Tyrone are gonna go narwhalling. We should try it sometime.

Narwhalling by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017

Narwhalling 

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.

I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.

Narwhalling by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011

narwhaling 

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.

"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."

narwhaling by ajpiano August 25, 2013

norwalling 

When one explodes with feces out of the anus and pukes at the same time

After eating a food that was an allergy, this person was norwalling in the washroom.

norwalling by The Kid69 December 30, 2013

Narwalling 

When you strap a dildo to your forehead and shove it in an anus or vagina while eating out the opposite area at the same time. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual thing.

Sally can't wait to narwal tommy tonight. Or..... Misty and Elizabeth really enjoy narwalling.

Narwalling by Fit em January 15, 2019

Narwhaling 

Hitting someone so hard that there spine comes out of there back and it looks like a narwhal tusk

Dude did you see that narwhal? Narwhaling is so brutal.

Narwhaling by Jackweggseh March 3, 2019