ajpiano's definitions

narwhaling

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.

"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."

by ajpiano August 25, 2013

maux pas

When you do or say something really gay by accident.

He committed a real maux pas when he yelled, "Hey bro, could you come over here and grab these balls for me?

by ajpiano November 6, 2010