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Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.
Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

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by Donaldbain February 17, 2010
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When you get a dildo, use an adhesive to attach to forehead, and proceed to shove dildo up hole of choice. While swimming.
I heard that Max and Tyrone are gonna go narwhalling. We should try it sometime.
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by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017
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The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.
I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
by Sodomy Boy April 20, 2011
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