Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.
"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."
by ajpiano August 25, 2013
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The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.
When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR
by Scribbles January 3, 2004
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An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.
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swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
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A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.
"Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot."
by Drewsky O'Brien June 12, 2010
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Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.
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When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.
Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.
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The ultimate animal. Consisting of a whale body with a 9 foot long horn attached to its face. They lives in the arctice and travels in groups.
by ca-city December 27, 2007
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