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Narwhalling

When you get a dildo, use an adhesive to attach to forehead, and proceed to shove dildo up hole of choice. While swimming.

I heard that Max and Tyrone are gonna go narwhalling. We should try it sometime.

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When one adheres a dildo, or other sex toy to forehead and proceeds to shove into hole of choice; on land

Hey baby. Let's do some unicorning tonight.

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