narwhalian 

a word used when describing an equally mythical thing.

root word: narwhal - mythical horned sea-creatures that presumably live in an equally mythical country called Canádia. Or Atlantis.

Big Foot? That's just narwhalian.

narwhalian by padfoot24 December 2, 2009

narwhalling 

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.

Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy

narwhalling by Donaldbain February 17, 2010

narwhaltastic 

an adjective used when the word "fantastic" cannot fully encapsulate the sheer fantastic-ness of the situation; stemming from the word narwhal, one of the most fantastic animals in the animal kingdom

Is that a triple rainbow??? Narwhaltastic!!!

narwhaltastic by JopertG December 17, 2010

Narwhalicorn 

Noun
A Narwhal that has banged a unicorn and gave birth to to a hybrid called Narwhalicorn.

Dude? Did you check out that rad new Narwhalicorn porno website I emailed to you?

Narwhalicorn by Ya buoy December 20, 2013

Narthalion 

Wasted for life. Also a halfgod located in the Netherlands. He is a philosopher who made it clear to the world wasted is a positive state of body and mind and that pot is the only way to conquer all anti-babylon movements around the world. He even offers services of physical enjoyment to hawt-looking girls.

Damn mate, I'm feeling Narthalion all day... Wanna join me?

Narthalion by [Babylon] December 25, 2008

Narwhalling 

When you get a dildo, use an adhesive to attach to forehead, and proceed to shove dildo up hole of choice. While swimming.

I heard that Max and Tyrone are gonna go narwhalling. We should try it sometime.

Narwhalling by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017

narwhaling 

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.

"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."

narwhaling by ajpiano August 25, 2013