narwhalling

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.
Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

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by Donaldbain February 17, 2010
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dmt

text abbreviation for "diabolical mustache twist"
I plan on running Travis off the road tonight so I can be called in to cover his shift on overtime. dmt
by Donaldbain April 05, 2011
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