NUTCON 

(n & adj) usu. used with a number indicating an increasing scale of aggression or pent-up wrath defined along the lines of the US Defence Condition ("DEFCON") scale.

Adaption of DEFCON

"Stay out of Sgt. Smith's way: She's NUTCON 5!"

NUTCON by Spootonium October 12, 2004

nutcocker 

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

nutcocker by Laika December 30, 2003

Nutcovery

to recover or take a break from excessive sex or masturbation

My dick on Nutcovery

been on that internet for a while bout to go on nutcovery

bout to nutcover for a good minute

Nutcovery by MrMafi July 19, 2011

Nutcone

When you bust a nut in an ice cream cone and make someone eat it.

She asked for ice cream,
I gave her a nutcone

Nutcone by SinPie July 12, 2017

netcong 

a town in small northern new jersey where it's almost guaranteed that one can find any type of drug at any given time of the day.

yo i need a ride to netcong to pick up that shit, and while we're there we'll get a pie and stop and see that kid and get some other shit.

netcong by doodleski January 17, 2009

Benjamin Nutton

Basically reverse roadhead. A girl is operating a vehicle while performing oral sex on the passenger.

A common street whore offered Chuck Nuts a Benjamin Nutton while on the way to a late night Denny's meal while O'Brian on Roids was barking out of the window at bitches on Fee Lane. Lacombe could have been involved in the process but he decided to be a pussy bitch.

Benjamin Nutton by A501 November 16, 2009

nuttonymous 

anonymous testicles balls- nuts -knards

thank you daddy for being completely nuttonymous.

nuttonymous by Wirmjams December 30, 2018