Definitions by Spootonium

NUTCON 

(n & adj) usu. used with a number indicating an increasing scale of aggression or pent-up wrath defined along the lines of the US Defence Condition ("DEFCON") scale.

Adaption of DEFCON

"Stay out of Sgt. Smith's way: She's NUTCON 5!"

NUTCON by Spootonium October 12, 2004

scull

(v trans) to drink (an alcoholic beverage) in a single draught.

Syn. chug

Poss. derived from "skol" a term similar to "cheers!"

There is no bloody way I'm sculling that yard-glass.

scull by Spootonium October 10, 2004

stiffy 

(n)
1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.

1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.

stiffy by Spootonium October 10, 2004

gib 

1(n) of 3D computer games, a fragment esp. a gobbet of flesh resulting from total obliteration of a target usually by means of an explosion; giblet.
2(v trans.) to cause massive damage to a target, to the point of obliteration.

abbreviation from giblet.

"Spootonium gibbed amigdala"

gib by Spootonium October 10, 2004