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a town in small northern new jersey where it's almost guaranteed that one can find any type of drug at any given time of the day.
yo i need a ride to netcong to pick up that shit, and while we're there we'll get a pie and stop and see that kid and get some other shit.
netcong by doodleski January 17, 2009
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Little Italy.
We been to China Town, so let's go to Netcong now.
Netcong by bootzilla March 19, 2003
a place where all of the smartest and musicialy oriented kids come from in Northern New Jersey. Also a town fill with Italians
Look at that smart music kid! he must be from Netcong!!!!
Netcong by Lucie Manette February 4, 2009
1: A long amount of time spent on the computer (particularly on the internet) after which you feel as if you are in a daze, somewhat literally light-headed, and so forth.

2: The feeling you get after doing the above.
'Is Alex effing high or what?' 'Nah, he's just had a netbong.'
Netbong by ChillyPhilly January 30, 2009

Net Cong 

Evil giant ape resident in the area of NCsoft servers, this monstrosity blocks all access to the game servers when "too many" people want to play. The ape takes pleasure in knowing little children are crying because they cannot play. When small groups spread out over different servers, it is possible to sneak by, but in large numbers, net cong kills all new connections. The best time to get past him is when he's distracted by people leaving, or when it's sleeping(when most of the world is also sleeping)
"Net cong is blocking my access!"
"I wish Net cong would die and burn"
"NCsoft has to make more servers damnit! Net Cong is blockign all of them!"
Net Cong by the Nightblade April 2, 2004
NetCon is the shortened word for Internet Connection.
My NetCon is not stable, I should restart the router.
NetCon by Scydex March 28, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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