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Little Italy.
We been to China Town, so let's go to Netcong now.
Netcong by bootzilla March 19, 2003
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a place where all of the smartest and musicialy oriented kids come from in Northern New Jersey. Also a town fill with Italians
Look at that smart music kid! he must be from Netcong!!!!
Netcong by Lucie Manette February 4, 2009
1: A long amount of time spent on the computer (particularly on the internet) after which you feel as if you are in a daze, somewhat literally light-headed, and so forth.

2: The feeling you get after doing the above.
'Is Alex effing high or what?' 'Nah, he's just had a netbong.'
Netbong by ChillyPhilly January 30, 2009

Net Cong 

Evil giant ape resident in the area of NCsoft servers, this monstrosity blocks all access to the game servers when "too many" people want to play. The ape takes pleasure in knowing little children are crying because they cannot play. When small groups spread out over different servers, it is possible to sneak by, but in large numbers, net cong kills all new connections. The best time to get past him is when he's distracted by people leaving, or when it's sleeping(when most of the world is also sleeping)
"Net cong is blocking my access!"
"I wish Net cong would die and burn"
"NCsoft has to make more servers damnit! Net Cong is blockign all of them!"
Net Cong by the Nightblade April 2, 2004
NetCon is the shortened word for Internet Connection.
My NetCon is not stable, I should restart the router.
NetCon by Scydex March 28, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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