nutmonger
nutmonger by An evil man July 28, 2003
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nutmonger
An randomized insult. Along the lines of 'faggot' and 'homo', it implies that the person has a liking for nuts.
Nutminder
1.) n. One who minds their nuts. Typically, holds them incessantly or wears protective yamsack gear for all occasions.
2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.
2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.
Your couch monkey friend that sits with his legs spread wide for all to see while he manhandles his testicles like no one is around. The nutminder has callouses on his hands, not from masturbating, but from sack grabbing all day long in the presence of others and while fully clothed.
Nutminder by St0rmshadow May 15, 2008
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Nutbanger
A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.
2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
Nutbanger by Laker John September 22, 2006
Nutbanger
A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.
2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
Nutbanger by Laker John September 20, 2008