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Oh no what have I done 

What I find myself saying far too often on Saturday/Sunday/ Monday mornings
Oh no what have I done, I seem to have two pairs of underwear on and no shoes..where are my keys I've lost my phone

UH OHHH OOHHHH

Oh no what have i done 

your parents said this when you were born
"oh no what have i done this makeup isn't good"

e- er- no- what? uh-

e- er- no- what? uh- is used when someone is so confused that they start stuttering in text for some reason.
Person 1: Did you see the asjfoydgjkhr?
Person 2: e- er- no- what? uh-

I have no idea what you're talking about 

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.
Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

No matter what 

A fanfic made by Atticus Aaron Jimenez, staring AltoJinx and Glory. (ps, its yaoi)
Atticus: read my fanfic "no matter what"
Everyone: *vomits*
No matter what by Haydenlimgo March 10, 2021

What no way 

Say this (question “WHAT”) pause (then say “no way, or no fuckin way”) as a response to what you just saw and or heard. Usually after something amazing, unique, or even a correction to make life easier etc.
1. You—-Hey Mom, guess what…

Mom—-yes dear,

You——i just saw Pres Biden fall off his bicycle!
Mom—-What No way…..
What no way by @bigtruk July 31, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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