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a cock loving midget that prances around in the land of oz. Also known to guzzle cum extracts from: elephants, goats, horses, cows and human males. It's attention is caught easily by wavering a penile organ in front of him or releasing gas from your anus. it's habbits are found to be guilty of homosexual likeness and is perceived to be unholy by all religions.
p3n1x: someone invite playerx in here!
- joins -> PlayerX
soob: No don't he's a total fag.
PlayerX: yes i'm neoxed and i'm proud of it, UNF!
b00b: you midget cock gobber, come here and smack ur tiny wee-wee on my face.
p3n1x: gay orgy :( why am i not invited?
NEOXED by dns February 6, 2004
Cuz wikipedia deleted im turning to UD

Nexoed is a sixteen year old Latvian youtuber, tiktoker, instagramer and memer. Nexoed became famous in the social media app called TikTok. There he has created 2 profiles. Nexoed with over 33,000 followers and Nexoedlv with over 25,000 followers. On his youtube page, Nexoed, he has over 2,000 subscribers. He has 3,189 followers on his instagram page (@_nexoed_).

He has a series known in TikTok as:

*answering fan questions
*asking the fans questions
and many more.

On Nexoed, he makes videos with all kinds of jokes and sometimes even other Latvian so-called stars get involved.

Nexoed had formed a discord group called Tik Tok Latvia. However, the group was hacked and all members were removed from the group. Following this incident, Nexoed formed a group of his fans in the Telegram Messenger, or Telegram application. The group has over 100 people.

Nexoed is also very smart, but he doesn't want to give back Black Stork milk. Some even consider him a god
A:damn is that Nexoed
B:Yes, he is really famous.
Nexoed by Melnais Stārķis February 1, 2020
Related Words
NEOXED • noxed • neoed • neohedonism • Neoned • neoted • NeoXD_ • Nexoed • neo-jedi • Neo-Fed
Neosonic was an oper on chatchannel that would akill people with little reason. But ironically he was akilled for very little reason later on...
So to get neoed is to get akilled for no good reason.
Damnit welshyno1 got neoed again
neoed by kfc October 8, 2004

neohedonism 

Modern hedonism - neohedonism. Belief that the purpose of life is to achieve pleasure through any means necessary.
Drugs, porn, video games, tiktok, youtube etc etc.
A: Bro what's wrong with your friend he finds nothing interesting.
B: Yeah he's gotten hooked into neohedonism, he averages 5+ hours on his phone daily. How can he find talking with his friends interesting if he can see 30 different videos on his phone at any minute?
neohedonism by Libertus May 9, 2023
Recently noted
Neoted prinicples are outvoted in favour of more established concerns.
neoted by Hercolena Oliver March 29, 2009
that newb tried to nox it up, be he moved and blew it!!1
noxed by nox October 5, 2003
Pass-tense of Nox;
'Nox'- a spell from thw World of Harry Potter, the counter to Lumos (to light) used like a flashlight. Nox is basically the off button.
Harry Noxed his wand when teh Portrait threatened to call Filch
noxed by Sakura570 March 3, 2011
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