Filch

To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the cum out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the cum. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.

It was just going to be plain sex, but then we decided to filch.

by Eddi Meddi June 25, 2007

Filch

Shoving a hamster or other animal up your ass. Can also be used pretty much everywhere.

Guy 1: I filch cats daily

Guy 2: Filch

by Khzar June 27, 2014

Filch

The substance formed when it's so hot that sweat runs down your back and into your arsecrack, liquifying the unwiped shit.

It's so hot I'm leaking filch

by GoggleboxUK May 11, 2015

filch

v : to steal something small or of little value

To filch from friends and relatives is the mark of a coward.

by Joe aka Codes August 19, 2003

filch

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

by Me November 06, 2002

filch

To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.

-Dude, what's wrong?
-Somebody filched my pizza!

by Shawn B. April 07, 2003

filching

this is the act of de-clawing and shaving a hampster and shoving it up the rectum to let it crawl around until it dies.

Tim gave Gabe filching as his suprise birthday present.

by stfutwatwaffle November 19, 2008