filch

v : to steal something small or of little value

To filch from friends and relatives is the mark of a coward.

by Joe aka Codes August 19, 2003

filch

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

by Me November 6, 2002

Filch

To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the cum out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the cum. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.

It was just going to be plain sex, but then we decided to filch.

by Eddi Meddi July 25, 2007

filch

To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.

-Dude, what's wrong?
-Somebody filched my pizza!

by Shawn B. April 6, 2003

Filch

Shoving a hamster or other animal up your ass. Can also be used pretty much everywhere.

Guy 1: I filch cats daily

Guy 2: Filch

by Khzar June 26, 2014

Filch

The substance formed when it's so hot that sweat runs down your back and into your arsecrack, liquifying the unwiped shit.

It's so hot I'm leaking filch

by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015

Filch

Filch is a Medeivil Curse-Word used to Address The Act of Thievery,
the harshness is essentially = to the F-Word the implication of being called a Filcher was = to being called a Waste of space on This earth but obviously shorter and MUCH More Harsh...

Imagine if the F-Word Meant You Don't Deserve to Live when used to refer to someone

such as F*cker or Mother F**ker and That's Basically what we've Got here.

Dood 1)
sitting on Subway"

Dood 2) Also sitting on Subway"
Steal's Dood 1's Wallet

Dood 1)
"Says in a deep roaring voice" FUCKING FILCHER !.
(Pummel's Dood 2 into a Twitchy Mess)

by Phsudo-Patriot December 10, 2020