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Pass-tense of Nox;
'Nox'- a spell from thw World of Harry Potter, the counter to Lumos (to light) used like a flashlight. Nox is basically the off button.
Harry Noxed his wand when teh Portrait threatened to call Filch
noxed by Sakura570 March 3, 2011
Related Words
noxed • Noted • nosed • noped • NoMeD • nosedive • Nored • notedenargo • nixed • notedge
Noun: A moped that doesn't go.
My moped is buggered - it's a noped.
noped by Fishyrich April 28, 2015
Short for "No One Escapes Death" from Dead by Daylight. Noed is a hex perk which causes all survivors to suffer the "exposed" status effect once the exit gates have been opened, thus causing survivors to die from one hit from the killer as opposed to two hits. Most killers in Dead by Daylight are usually flamed at for "Being carried by noed".
"lol, imagine being carried by noed"
"Guys he has noed, we have to find and cleanse the hex totem"
Noed by Goatz4Oatz November 6, 2018

noredink 

Teacher- " ok, class, today all I want you to do is..."
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"

entire class has left the class
noredink by Smart_bish May 13, 2019

Luz Noceda 

A really cute dominican girl from owl house who is probably bi and shit and also lumity
Some person: Have u heard of owl house?
Me: yeah, luz noceda is best character
Some person: she's ugly
Me: watch ur mouth or ill break ur kneecaps
Luz Noceda by luznocedaiscute January 18, 2021

nonederwear 

Mike "yeah im all out of clean underwear"

Hannah "then what are you wearing?"

Mike "nonederwear."
nonederwear by Mike617 December 15, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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