The gayest of all gay sex acts, named for its inventor.
To be accomplished, the
bottom must have a rectal yeast infection at the time and the top cannot have washed his
cock in at least a month.
The top buttfucks the
bottom bareback while having to take a huge piss. After the top cums, he leaves his dick in the
bottom's cornhole and empties his bladder into the
bottom's rectum.
Immediately after the top pulls out, he plugs the bottom's distended balloon knot with three ungreased pool balls in the order 6, 1, 7 to signify the letters "F A G".
The mixture of cum, head cheese, shit, KY, piss, santorum, duck butter and ass yeast are then left to ferment for three weeks minimum.
After fermentation, the pool
balls are shat out and sucked clean and the fermented liquid is allowed to breathe in a dirty bedpan for an hour, then strained through a stiff, crusty unwashed jizz rag and served in champagne flutes, garnished with dingleberries and layered with
fresh santorum to all their friends at the annual meeting at their clubhouse.
