Mylic 

A old man in a Young mans body.

Girl that guy Mylic is to laid back for me.

Mylic by 🏃‍♂️ June 6, 2021

Malicious Over-Compliance 

A variation of malicious compliance where you respond (or offer to respond) with way more than what was asked of you, in order to try and pressure the asker to back off.

Sue: "So I told my husband I wasn't ok with him staying at his ex-girlfriend's house when he visited her town," and he was like, 'fine, I'll never hang out alone with any female friend - ever - if that's what it takes for you to trust me'!"

Sam: "That's some grade-A malicious over-compliance. My Mom's the queen of it. I told her I didn't have time to talk for 3 hours on the phone every day and she goes 'oh I'm so sorry, I'll stop bothering you with my sad, boring life - I'll never demand speak to you again... but perhaps you would allow me a 2-minute call on my birthdays and maybe Christmas?' Like, geez, lady!"

Kid: "Bye Dad, I'm gonna hang out with some older guys in a parking lot."

Sam: "No you're not - it's 10:30pm on a school night ."

Kid: "Fine, I guess I'll just stay home all day every day and never do anything but study and pray!"

Sam: "That's nice, kid - now do your homework." *turns to Sue* "Yeah, my daughter apparently inherited the malicious over compliance talent from gran-gran. I was sort hoping she'd get Mom's singing talent, but nooo... just the theater drama."

Malicious Over-Compliance by Mai Ainsel July 9, 2020

Malicious compliance 

When a superior gives you incredibly bad orders, and out of spite, you follow them to the letter, knowing the result is going to be disastrous.

Bobby: Don't change the formulas of this report. If you do, you're fired.
Frank: Whatever you say, boss.

Two weeks pass. Bobby calls Frank in to his office.

Bobby: You knew that report contained errors in its format. Why didn't you fix it, you shit?

Frank: Because you told me not to, you dick. It was malicious compliance.

Malicious compliance by Laurentus February 11, 2018

Malicious Communications

A weak oppressive British law made by some moron with thin skin.

It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.

In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.

Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.

A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.

Person from America: You're a cunt, piece of shit go kill yourself. Get better at playing games because you are a retard my friend.

Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.

Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.

Malicious Communications by Fight 4 Freedom December 29, 2022

mylisa

Mylisa is a beautiful, independent, and caring woman. She's special in a way that can't be described by words. She ain't no basic bitch.

Do you see Mylisa over there? I want to be just like her!

mylisa by Derpyish January 18, 2017

Milica 

The most wonderful girl you will ever meet . She's beautiful inside and out . Every guy has had a secret crush on her at some point of their life . Who could blame them after all her amazing personality and gorgeous face that hypnotizes you and makes you fall in love with her in an instant . She's generally tall and athletic . She's a total package. Beautiful eyes and kissable lips . The best part about her is her intelligence . She is so damn smart .The sexiest woman alive . She's a sex monster and can rock your world . If you want to hook up with a babe and have a good time ,go find yourself a milica.

Guy 1: who's that girl you're dating again? The beautiful one ? Guy 2: oh you mean milica?

Guy 1 : You're so fucking lucky , she's so cool .damn man I'm so jealous , I wish I had a girlfriend as beautiful and sexy as yours .
Guy1: I know what can I say ...

Milica by Damnimhot August 29, 2012

Milica 

The ultimate woman. Usually tall, and curvy in all the right places. Beautiful eyes, cute pouty lips, and the most beautiful smile that'll make you melt. The sexiest Slavic girl. Incredibly intellectual, and the kindest soul. A fantastic sense of humour, and always knows when the appropriate time is to be a sassy bad-ass bitch. The only problem you'll have with her is that you don't spend enough time with her.

Guy 1: shittttt, who's that girl over there?

Guy 2: her name's Milica, but dude, she's way out of your league.

Guy 1: yeah, she's a goddess!

Milica by Serbguywhoknows April 23, 2016