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He could fuck any bitch(female) he wants
Mykhail fucked my wife and he made me watch
Mykhail by Mykhail November 19, 2023
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Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

makhaila 

*Muh - kay - luh

A gorgeous, smart, funny, and ridiculously nice girl. Guys tend to fall for her easily; she is incredibly unique and friendly.

Also, tends to have nice lips/body/face.
DAMN, I think I'm in love with this girl. She's such a makhaila..
makhaila by MeffudMann June 26, 2009
Mykaila is the type of friend everyone wishes they had. She is beautiful, humble and funny. She'll stand by your side no matter what. Mykaila is great at everything she does. Once you meet a Mykaila its impossible to forget about her. Theres no one else out here as amazing as Mykaila so if you meet one keep her close or you'll regret it later.
-Get you a Mykaila
Mykaila by sgsdgfh May 26, 2019

Mikhailo 

Mikhailo is a Slavic mixed name. Meaning " Who is Like God".

The name is also most commonly known from the show 'Shameless'. Mickey Milkovich's real name is Mikhailo Aleksandr Milkovich.
1: You know where Mikhailo is?
2: Mickey? Yeah he's here.
Mikhailo by Depressedpenguin March 9, 2019

Mikhaile 

A male who's really shy, but once you get to know him he comes out of his shell and is really funny. He doesn't talk much until you get to know him.

He's cute, funny, nice, and sweet, but those are only a few of his great characteristics.

He makes a wonderful boyfriend and any girl is lucky of have him. Mikhaile Ramjohn,One of a kind
He is good .. but not compared to mikhaile
Mikhaile by Steffiiie March 29, 2013

Mikhaila 

Amazing, best girl you could meet
beautiful, smart, caring, definition of someone everyone loves.
never a whore,nor slut
mikayla is more than likely an amazing girl
gets what she wants
never gives up
a great person overall
Mikhaila is an awesome person.
Mikhaila by randomwords January 20, 2009
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