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A website for teachers that makes it easy to get away with not doing our homework.
Teacher: "Did you do the MyMaths homework?"

the entire class: "No, my computer crashed!"
mymaths by Anthony Burrows. October 8, 2011
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a motherfucking pisstaking "fun maths game" website that you spend endless hours trying to find hacks of.
if your teacher sets you mymaths hw ten you are absolutely fucked.
me:"did you do the mymaths"
him:"fuck no who do you think i am"
A website where children are forced into completing hours of pointless equations. Possibly one of the main reasons for teen suicide in the UK.
"Nearly killed myself after seeing how many tasks i had to complete on mymaths yesterday"
Mymaths by elamenapee February 2, 2021

MyMaths Deppresion 

A Type Of Deppresion That You Get When You Have To Do MyMaths
Teacher, I Have MyMaths Deppresion coz of you

my maths 

Maths website for boring teachers who dont wanna put in any work
Johnny: Hey billy did the teacher set homework?
Billy: Yeah, but only some boring shit. The teachers call it My Maths
my maths by King GOISIS The 1st September 12, 2018

My maths and chill 

The act of masturbation while doing your homework.
Mom: Did you do your homework?
Joe: Sorry. I was doing My maths and chill
My maths and chill by Grammar_nazis January 31, 2017

myimaths 

satan's favorite punishment. math teachers bestfriend and my worst enemy
Student 1: hey our teacher has myimaths homework for us!
Student 2: NOOOOOOO
myimaths by iwuefb December 13, 2023
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