Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Window

A piece of glass you look out of.

“i wish i could see outside, if only walls were see through”
“look out the window instead”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Martha

Martha is a young and beautiful girl. She has a spiffing taste in fashion and she knows her way around town. However, she doesn’t have any hobbies.

“woah did you see that girl just walk past?”
“yeah man, that’s martha”

by elamenapee March 30, 2020

Hypocrite

Katie hopkins.

Katie Hopkins is a hypocrite.

by elamenapee February 06, 2021

Billie

Billie is that funny friend that everyone needs. She gets confused by everything which is hilarious. When there are fights or arguments she’s always there to lighten the mood. However, Billie lives in the middle of nowhere.

“there’s about to be beef”
“quick, get Billie to lighten the mood”

by elamenapee March 30, 2020

Grace

Grace is just a little bubble of energy. She seems to be friends with everyone. She’s a social hotspot! She will always stick up for you. However, Grace is very stubborn.

“These people keep being mean to me”
“Don’t worry Samantha, tell Grace! She’ll sort them out!”

by elamenapee March 30, 2020

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020