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a motherfucking pisstaking "fun maths game" website that you spend endless hours trying to find hacks of.
if your teacher sets you mymaths hw ten you are absolutely fucked.
me:"did you do the mymaths"
him:"fuck no who do you think i am"
A website where children are forced into completing hours of pointless equations. Possibly one of the main reasons for teen suicide in the UK.
"Nearly killed myself after seeing how many tasks i had to complete on mymaths yesterday"
Mymaths by elamenapee February 2, 2021

MyMaths Deppresion 

A Type Of Deppresion That You Get When You Have To Do MyMaths
Teacher, I Have MyMaths Deppresion coz of you

my maths 

Maths website for boring teachers who dont wanna put in any work
Johnny: Hey billy did the teacher set homework?
Billy: Yeah, but only some boring shit. The teachers call it My Maths
my maths by King GOISIS The 1st September 12, 2018

My maths and chill 

The act of masturbation while doing your homework.
Mom: Did you do your homework?
Joe: Sorry. I was doing My maths and chill
My maths and chill by Grammar_nazis January 31, 2017

myimaths 

satan's favorite punishment. math teachers bestfriend and my worst enemy
Student 1: hey our teacher has myimaths homework for us!
Student 2: NOOOOOOO
myimaths by iwuefb December 13, 2023
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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