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My Vagina 

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.
Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"
My Vagina by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Butterflies in my Vagina 

When a girl sees a hot guy, she doesn't get horny... She gets butterflies in her vagina. This basically means, she would like to sexually engage with this hot guy
I looked up and saw the sexiest guy I've ever seen. He had dark hair, tan, a 6 pack and the greatest smile I have ever seen. I immediately got butterflies in my vagina

Lick My Vagina 

A phrase used by usualy an angry woman, usualy to insult.

pope of my vagina 

Usually used in reference to an unattainable male celebrity, this is a title given to the one person who's every word, action, or look most quickly makes the speaker's vagina wet for their cock (or fingers/tongue/whatever). It is implied that the speaker is (or would like to be) a sub with this person as their Dom in a D/s relationship; as the Pope is the leader of the Catholic church, the speaker would like for this person to be the leader of their vagina.
Michael Fassbender is the pope of my vagina

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.
If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? 

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it