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My Vagina 

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.
Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"
My Vagina by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Butterflies in my Vagina 

When a girl sees a hot guy, she doesn't get horny... She gets butterflies in her vagina. This basically means, she would like to sexually engage with this hot guy
I looked up and saw the sexiest guy I've ever seen. He had dark hair, tan, a 6 pack and the greatest smile I have ever seen. I immediately got butterflies in my vagina

Lick My Vagina 

A phrase used by usualy an angry woman, usualy to insult.

pope of my vagina 

Usually used in reference to an unattainable male celebrity, this is a title given to the one person who's every word, action, or look most quickly makes the speaker's vagina wet for their cock (or fingers/tongue/whatever). It is implied that the speaker is (or would like to be) a sub with this person as their Dom in a D/s relationship; as the Pope is the leader of the Catholic church, the speaker would like for this person to be the leader of their vagina.

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.
If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? 

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it