Definitions by Ninaleven

Konnichiwa Cumbucket 

A Japanese prostitute who takes many loads in quick succession.

Matt: "What kind of porn do you like? I like big-breasted white chicks getting splitroasted"

Darren: "Well, I prefer watching a konnichiwa cumbucket scene"

Konnichiwa Cumbucket by Ninaleven January 9, 2024

Hanoi Handbag 

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.

Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"

Hanoi Handbag by Ninaleven July 14, 2023

My Vagina 

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

My Vagina by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Financially Raped 

Paying for healthcare in the United States

Jack: "I just went to the hospital"
Alice: "Damn dude, sounds like you were financially raped!"

Financially Raped by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Chinese Chaloopa 

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.

Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"

Chinese Chaloopa by Ninaleven June 28, 2023