Murvis 

When you're intimated by a woman's murves (muscles and curves).

She walked into the bar, her biceps and hips rocking, and I instantly got all murvis.

Murvis by Ginger LaRoux June 12, 2016

murisa 

the most amazing girl you could meet. she is sensitive but tough. she makes the sun shine when you need it most. she willl make you fall inlove and make you smile. she is the hottest girl and has amazing talent!

Damn I wish my girl was a Murisa.

murisa by nijemurisaallahami June 7, 2018

Marvis 

Mar-vis
- noun
1. A person whose purpose, measured from the time of their birth, is that of the peacemaker, diplomat, or mediator.

2. One who possesses an extreme level of suaveness and extreme romance.

3. Usually a Good Looking Male with a rather large penis which goes hand in hand with their inner pornstar mentality.

4. A LEADER with extreme potential to help others in the solution of their problems.

5. Has extreme strength of individuality, independence, flexibility, quick-mindedness, intuitiveness, and can not be unduly influenced by others.

6. Charasmatic in nature and can sometimes have others attempt to take advantage of and/or hate on them.

7. Artistic individual containing creativity along literary lines, musical composition, and drama.

- Wow, I can't believe how many times Marvis made me cum last night!

- Marvis made me realize that no matter who you are, you hold your own destiny in your hands and if strongly pursued; you WILL achieve your dreams!

- Girl, Marvis looked so good at the party, all these other lames got tight their girls was focused on him.

Marvis by EducationIsTheKey February 11, 2010

Mirvissed 

Screwed from behind, seppressed, overworked and underpaid by the mirviss.

You've been "Mirvissed", ya, I got Mirvissed too.

Mirvissed by Lawrence December 7, 2004

Murvil 

A fat boi who no one likes and is fruity

He is a murvil

Murvil by YoItsAle2006 August 9, 2018

Dirty Mervis 

One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”

When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."

Dirty Mervis by Basic Bob November 27, 2013

mirvishness 

In theatre, the state of a production that does not live up to its full potential.

Although we had greatly looked forward to seeing the musical stage adaptation of The Lord of the Rings, the mirvishness of the production was disappointing.

mirvishness by yhgjbf6hgvhj67tghby6f September 10, 2006