mumvision 

The habit employed by teachers and medical professionals when discussing a child, of fixing eye contact on the mum and ignoring the dad entirely.

Hello doctor. I'm here too, turn off your mumvision please.

mumvision by Flangetta December 9, 2016

manvision 

A fake state of mentality used by males as an excuse for doing something sexually weird, inappropriate, or flat out dumb. Also excuse for boners at strange times.

Harry Potter:"You guys need to slow down! You're not in a relationship, its just a durp!"

Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."

manvision by jerseeeeygirl March 22, 2008

manvision 

A visual and sensory input dysfunction common in men, but may also be present in women. This dysfunction can cause an individual not to see what is right in front of them. In some cases they may still not "see" it even once it's pointed out to them. Example: Man: "If it ain't broke don't fix it." "Woman: this is where it is broken." Man: "I'm not seeing what you're seeing." This can be applied to anything from household chores, to big things.

My landlady's maintenance man didn't see the puddle of water on the counter as an issue. When I told my landlady about the leak, she asked if I told him about it, as it was the first she was hearing of it. I said yes, but that he has manvision. Right away she said, I know what that is. I'll talk to him.

manvision by yogirunnah13 July 3, 2022

Momvision 

Momvision: the faculty that permits moms to see things that are invisible to everyone else in the household, despite their best efforts to locate them.

Rhoda used her momvision to find the ketchup that nobody else could locate in the refrigerator.

Momvision by Softhands December 3, 2018

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

Mum Vision by yogha September 17, 2023

momcision 

A mother making a decision for her child, or children, based on… being a mother.

Waylon’s mother made the momcision to not go to the theme park this morning because he was up all night coughing.

momcision by ideserveit October 2, 2022

momcision 

A mother making a decision for her kids, based on being a mother.

Waylon’s mother made the momcision to stay home and not go to the theme park in the morning because he was up all night coughing.

momcision by ideserveit October 2, 2022