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Murkey is a man with a small dick because majority of it is in his personality. Usually has a lot of tattoos.
"Man, Jeremy is such a dick."
"Nah, he's just a murkey."
murkey by Definegirl84 September 27, 2015
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If your name is 6boy 6waywon or twiggwtem
I heard that nigga twiggy a murkey dummy
Murkey by 4kt September 25, 2023
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murkey liquid 

buckley's mixed with crushed ecstasy pills.
brah that turkey's sick-kid....
im gon get fucked off that murkey liquid.
murkey liquid by martyaron June 20, 2006

Murky Buckets 

Means "many thanks", from the French "merci beaucoup"
A. Did you send that kit off?
B. Absolutely
A. Murky Buckets
Murky Buckets by Scramjet2 March 5, 2012
Markeya is a nice classy girl. She likes you have fun and gets along with people easy. Markeya takes cloths very serious. Sometime Markeya can be a little mean if you mess with her. She also takes family really seriously
Wow Markeya is fun to hang out with.
markeya by Courtney June 5, 2016
comes from "merc" (pronounced "murk") short for mercenary.

To be killed, murdered, or otherwise mercilessly and overwhelmingly defeated or put down. (well executed and without struggle, the way a pro mercenary would do it.)

Became popular in early 2000's. Also spelled "merc", "merk", and "merked."
"He murked that quarterback! No mercy. He ain't getting up from that one."

"Did you see that fight? He murked that boy with one hit!"

"Don't even think of challenging him, man. He'll murk you before you can even reload. You got no chance."
murked by sunadajae January 23, 2014
Twitch Streamer. Famous for variety gaming, variety sleeping and variety eating jelly beans. Hates everything other people love, like Halo, Chocolate, or having fun. Rhymes with "Scuffed", which is instead the definition of his streams.
"Did you watch Murkedd's stream yesterday?" "Yeah, I was banned 52 times in 2 hours and I witnessed the free hour of light his moderators had, so it was nice."

"What do you think of Murkedd?" "You mean my dad?"
Murkedd by Italian Dan October 15, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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