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A amazing guy...but he never shuts up!!!!!!!
"blah blah blah blah blah blah" "Markey give it a rest!!"
Markey by Jenny February 3, 2005
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n. an arrogant man with greasy hair and high water pants, typically has no concept of reality and believes he is infallible: see douche bag
Shut the fuck up you Markey, no one wants to hear it!
Markey by Notevergonnafindout April 14, 2008
A man with a very very very small penis
Markey by Jazmine beach June 15, 2019
A man with a very small penis 🍆
Markey by Jazmine beach June 15, 2019

Joe Markey 

A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.
"Chill out bro", said Joe Markey
Joe Markey by Ctrl-Alt-Delete1423 November 27, 2011

luke markey

To Markey, motion over ground and objects like that of the free-runner (parkour) and stunt actor from the soon to be released motion picture Blood And Chocolate
oooo that was a bit Markey... (upon seeing someone jump a fence in fantastic fashion)

or.. to shout LUKE MARKEY ! whilst Transversing an Object to give courage!
luke markey by Mr Loom July 25, 2006
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