Tony: Marcello!
Marcello: What is it?
Tony: What you doing?
Marcello: Holding a pistol
Tony: Mamma mia, Marcello! That's not how you hold a pistol!
Marcello: What you mean?
Tony (holding the pistol properly): THIS is how you hold a pistol! Alberto! Come-a look at Marcello!
Alberto (holding 2 rifles in the proper Italian way): *deep inhale* MAMMA MIA!!!
Marcello: What is it?
Tony: What you doing?
Marcello: Holding a pistol
Tony: Mamma mia, Marcello! That's not how you hold a pistol!
Marcello: What you mean?
Tony (holding the pistol properly): THIS is how you hold a pistol! Alberto! Come-a look at Marcello!
Alberto (holding 2 rifles in the proper Italian way): *deep inhale* MAMMA MIA!!!
by Surzel December 31, 2019
Get the Marcellomug. A name of Italian descent usually more common in Naples, Italy.
The name is pronounced (Mar-chello) and not Marsello.
My name by the way and I love it :).
The name is pronounced (Mar-chello) and not Marsello.
My name by the way and I love it :).
by Moose065 January 24, 2009
Get the Marcellomug. 
Marcello is a tall boy with glasses. He is Italian and tall. If you were to describe Marcello in three words, they would be Tall, Glasses, Italian.
by Ass-Eater586793457943 January 6, 2020
Get the Marcellomug. Italian name. Most likely from Brazil
Very happy person, Stupid and innocent...to your face. Little do you know, he is pissing on your toilette seat as we speak. it's not because he is stupid and doesn't know how to pull his foreskin back and aim right, its just that he doesn't care.
A man who has the whole world fooled except for the people that live with him.
Mostly dependent upon a maid, he lets his roommates or girlfriend clean up after him. With Arrogance as his middle name, he cocks his head back and laughs as loud as he can at his own jokes.
The dinner etiquette he possesses contradicts itself. He properly uses the silverware, but he tips his cup back so the wine dribbles out the sides and down his chin, properly wiping after-wards.
Marcello's are known for being so afraid of spiders, that they will deftly attempt to kill it (with your remote) while totally spilling their red wine on your white carpet in the process.
His careless nature leads to sloppy habits like leaving his shoes in your walk space (preferably in front of your bedroom door).
Very happy person, Stupid and innocent...to your face. Little do you know, he is pissing on your toilette seat as we speak. it's not because he is stupid and doesn't know how to pull his foreskin back and aim right, its just that he doesn't care.
A man who has the whole world fooled except for the people that live with him.
Mostly dependent upon a maid, he lets his roommates or girlfriend clean up after him. With Arrogance as his middle name, he cocks his head back and laughs as loud as he can at his own jokes.
The dinner etiquette he possesses contradicts itself. He properly uses the silverware, but he tips his cup back so the wine dribbles out the sides and down his chin, properly wiping after-wards.
Marcello's are known for being so afraid of spiders, that they will deftly attempt to kill it (with your remote) while totally spilling their red wine on your white carpet in the process.
His careless nature leads to sloppy habits like leaving his shoes in your walk space (preferably in front of your bedroom door).
#1
Marcello: Guess what man, my Girl Friend Caught me online again.
guy: Oh yeah, and she didn't dump you?
Marcello: No man, i gave her excuse... she thinks i am estupid, bahahh ha hahh ha ha!!!!
#2
Marcello: Hey bro, im going on a date with this girl from online.
guy: oh yeah?
Marcello: if things go well, maybe i go to her place, maybe f%ck her in the A##.
Marcello: Guess what man, my Girl Friend Caught me online again.
guy: Oh yeah, and she didn't dump you?
Marcello: No man, i gave her excuse... she thinks i am estupid, bahahh ha hahh ha ha!!!!
#2
Marcello: Hey bro, im going on a date with this girl from online.
guy: oh yeah?
Marcello: if things go well, maybe i go to her place, maybe f%ck her in the A##.
by Butseks April 1, 2010
Get the Marcellomug. The name of a dirty mother fucker who is stuck in a giant acid trip. Tends to smell like 305’s and hits up younger girls on his Freetime.
by IJustQueefed October 1, 2019
Get the Marcellomug. Marcellos is a very special person. Very laid back and chill. But knows how to have a good time when it's necessary. Very stern and confident in everthing Marcellos does. Caring, sweet, and very serious. A dependable person. Will make you feel like your on top of the world. Very athletic and handsome. A ladies man.
by WestWest lightBright May 20, 2011
Get the Marcellosmug.