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Mudfalling 

(v)- The act of defacating on a person's face.
Jane was mudfalling on Joe.

Muffling 

A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.

The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.
Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.
Muffling by MuffleMaster July 30, 2017

muffling 

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.
The Queen was muffling Trump.
muffling by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018

free muffing 

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.
Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.
free muffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008
When a girl tries to quite down her farts.
Mufflin a fart while on the toilet so it doesn't echo with tissue or toilet paper.
mufflin by Gixxer2k4 January 1, 2014
To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard
"If your'e not quiet, I'll be the one Muffeling your face!", said Susan.
muffeling by NickSmokes December 19, 2017