British person goes to Florida on holiday, is stopped by an American. The American says:
'OMG, do you like know the Queen, do you like think I will be able to like have my picture taken with her?'
British person:
'No'
'OMG, do you like know the Queen, do you like think I will be able to like have my picture taken with her?'
British person:
'No'
by louisearmitage January 19, 2011
The one woman who is considered the 'leader' by the group of women (see minon and hive), she hangs out with or spends time with. Sometimes also known as the queen bee.
Sadly, the Queen is usually just a worn out old hag, that is fuled by jealousy, envy, drama, and gossip.
Sadly, the Queen is usually just a worn out old hag, that is fuled by jealousy, envy, drama, and gossip.
"I don't know what to do. Everyone is mad at Jane."
"Is the Queen mad at Jane?"
"Yes."
"Then you should be mad at Jane, too."
"What if I don't want to be mad at Jane?"
"Then the Queen will be mad at you. So disown that biotch Jane, PRONTO."
"Ok."
"And when you're done, make sure you gossip some shit about Jane, too. The Queen will like that."
"Is the Queen mad at Jane?"
"Yes."
"Then you should be mad at Jane, too."
"What if I don't want to be mad at Jane?"
"Then the Queen will be mad at you. So disown that biotch Jane, PRONTO."
"Ok."
"And when you're done, make sure you gossip some shit about Jane, too. The Queen will like that."
by electronicbattleground November 10, 2004
The Queen is basically a person that thinks she is the best. She will do anything to get what she wants, and if she doesn't get it, then she will hate you. If you do or say something she doesn't like... RUN AWAY!
The Queen: (Walks into a room, that stinks of grease and chips) I am the Queen! What is that revolting smell!?
Random Person: It's your mum.
The Queen: Say goodbye to your fucking head, bitch. (Gets axe out)
Random Person: It's your mum.
The Queen: Say goodbye to your fucking head, bitch. (Gets axe out)
by Mong101 June 12, 2008
by Karthikus Kekius June 19, 2020
Female equivalent of the King. The current Queen rules over The Commonwealth Realms (Australia, Canada, New Zealand, United Kingdom, about half of the Caribbean, the Solomon islands and Tuvalu) With varying Levels of powers in each country. Many people do not appreciate the effort that the Queen puts into her duties, and indeed would only realise how important she is to the realms if she were to disappear.
The powers of the monarch have steadily been removed to serve the purposes of her governments, for example did you know that Tony Blair had to change the laws surrounding royal authority for Britain to declare war, because the Queen said no to invading Iraq Iraq war.
Twice.
Fun fact: The armed services of the UK swear loyalty to the crown, not the government, this has been kept in place by the monarchy to prevent extremist governments (British National Party or Google 'Nazis in Britain') allowing the Queen to get rid of crazy politicians with her army.
The powers of the monarch have steadily been removed to serve the purposes of her governments, for example did you know that Tony Blair had to change the laws surrounding royal authority for Britain to declare war, because the Queen said no to invading Iraq Iraq war.
Twice.
Fun fact: The armed services of the UK swear loyalty to the crown, not the government, this has been kept in place by the monarchy to prevent extremist governments (British National Party or Google 'Nazis in Britain') allowing the Queen to get rid of crazy politicians with her army.
“I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else - I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.” - The Queen
by TheletterG January 16, 2012
by Melik Elijah Smith October 16, 2020
An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
"Sorry I didn't call you back, I was queening my husband until late last night."
"I bought two slave boys today, come to my palace this evening and we can queen them together and have tea."
"I bought two slave boys today, come to my palace this evening and we can queen them together and have tea."
by Fuckyomuthafuckincouch June 05, 2014