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The practice, exercised almost exclusively by well-known, white, straight, cis men, of taking a creation (their own, a collaborative work, or another's) and attempting to improve upon it in a way that diminishes the quality of the work.

Named after Steven Moffat, who took over as the main writer of Doctor Who after Russel T. Davies left. Moffat's attempts to make each season he worked on more special and complex than the last ended up making the most recent season (season 10) into an overcomplicated, confusing mess, with plot threads left hanging and an unsatisfying conclusion.

The new writer on that show is totally moffating it. I have no idea what's going on anymore.

moffating by eddieangel July 15, 2018

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Mowbating

The act of masturbating, while mowing your front or back yard on a ride-on lawn mower.

Austin drove past Buckets house the other day and caught him mowbating hardcore on his John Deere.

Mowbating by cosbysweater12 June 22, 2011

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Moffling

The act of masterbating in a public location.

Person 1: What is Jay doing over in the corner of the computer lab?

Person 2: Oh hes just moffling himself.

Moffling by TImothy W January 9, 2009

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motating

moving very fast, approaching Mach Jesus.

the police car was motating after the suspect.

motating by jimmyross November 17, 2009

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Moating

The act of motor-boating while moaning a song with your tongue out.

Guy #1, " I was moating this girl last night to Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" when she yelled at me for getting slobber all over her..."
Guy#2 "What a bitch.. I love that song."

Moating by passion_nipples October 23, 2011

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Boater Moating

When you motor boat an ass.

Guy1 trips and falls, his face motor boats a girl's ass.
Guy2: "Hey man, you must log boater moating."

Boater Moating by TheTom December 11, 2016

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Moffatting

To be in a state of existential bliss from picking one's nose.

I need a good moffatting whenever I'm feeling down about life.

Moffatting by whev June 21, 2013

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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