Muffling

A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.

The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.

Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.

by MuffleMaster July 16, 2017

Muffling

It’s Tea-bagging but with a vagina instead

“Linda’s muffling Karen again, snapchat it woohooo”

by ZombieSpaceCat 🐰 April 11, 2019

Muffling

small patches of short, scruffy body hair that grow on random parts of a person's body, espcially the underchin and upper ass

Hey Brian, shave your filthy ass muffling off the side of your face.

by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008

Muffling

A perverted necrophilistic sexual act, in which one person puts their mouth against the genitals of a female corpse, while the other jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing the entrails to burst through the vagina, and into the mouth of the first person.

Bryan and I are going to the graveyard tonight to go muffling!

by Cahill_RO July 15, 2017

muffling

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

The Queen was muffling Trump.

by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018

muffle

To rub one's vagina on someone else's face when they are unconscious

sussan: oh no lisa's out cold

carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing

by franklyn gregory January 24, 2018

Muffled

verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)

"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."

by Isaac Newton's Grundle April 6, 2009