Mudwaffle

The perfectly shaped pieces of mud that get tracked on your floor when some asshole doesn't wipe their feet before coming in.

Person A: Yo, take off your Tims son, you're leaving mudwaffles on my damn flo.
Person B: My bad yo.

by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

twat mcwaffle

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.

Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.

by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017

Belgian Mud Waffle

When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.

Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.

Tod: This is going to be epic.

by Rancid47 June 28, 2010

McWaffle

Indecisiveness while ordeing McDonald's.

Will just make up your mind and order, your starting to McWaffle.

by BuckeyeLeadFarmer July 3, 2015

Roffle McWaffle

The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).

You just peed your pants?
ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!

by Julian Meteor January 11, 2009

Albanian Mud Waffle

The act of defecating into an ice tray, freezing the contents, and putting the finished product into a lime mojito.

When I heard that Sharon prepared an Albanian Mud Waffle for her cocktail party, I just had to attend.

by Nick McDougal June 4, 2010

mrwafflepugs

a very controversial YouTuber who epically roasts people!!! Haha

This mrwafflepugs has epic roasts!
This mrwafflepugs is so controversial in every way, shape, or form!
Mrwafflepugs is such a smelly poo poo head!
Mrwafflepugs only has 100 subscribers cuz he’s such a loser! (Jk)

by Gerald joey genkins October 13, 2023