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The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.
"So, Joe how was your weekend?"

"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"
by lovedumpling666 November 18, 2013
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A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-
Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig
by Discomation October 31, 2017
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