The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.
"So, Joe how was your weekend?"
"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"
"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"
by lovedumpling666 November 19, 2013
“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”
by Discomation October 31, 2017